Madonna Issues 12 Rules To Guy Ritchie For Their Children?

                            

According to the Daily Mail, Madonna issued a set of rules to her estranged husband:

1) The boys can’t read newspapers or magazines or be allowed to watch TV or DVDs

2) The boys must adhere to a macrobiotic, vegetarian, organic diet

3) When having water, the boys must only drink water that is blessed by leaders of the Kabbalah religion

4) The boys must only wear the clothes Madonna sends them over with

5) The boys’ hands should be regularly disinfected

6) The boys can’t have spiritually or ethically unsound toys

7) The boys can’t be introduced to Guy’s new friends, especially female friends

The boys mustn’t be photographed with Guy

9) Guy should not discuss the separation with them

10) Madonna should have phone contact with the boys three or four times a day

11) Madonna encourages Guy to have access to the kids, rather than Guy’s parents spending time with the boys

12) At bedtime Guy should read David the ‘English Rose’ books Madonna wrote

I also have heard that the children are only allowed to keep one  Hanukkah gift and the rest of the gift’s are donated to the poor.

What do you think of Madonna’s rules?